Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 30 July 2013 |
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Newly join Satyamev Dubey devastated on the first day of office after he could not trace any beautiful face in the office. Either the office has dumb looking girls or aunties of almost retirement age.
"I don't want the motherly or sisterly love. There is no cute face to look at and at least to talk with. I am totally disappointed with the office and now I am rethinking about my earlier strategy to work hard and give maximum and best output to my organization," said Dubey, who joined one of the leading IT companies in India, name withheld.
India Satire contacted HR who said that it is company's policy to put dumb looking girls or aged aunties on the work so that employees should not be distracted.
Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 19 February 2013 |
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Chennai based mechanical engineer Subbu Swamy joined India's prominent MNC Bank as a finance manager. Subbu Swamy recently completed his MBA in finance after finishing his studies of mechanical engineering in IIT. The structure is in line with the major shift that is witnessed in India leading to many engineers shifting their focus to banking industry.
"We are glad to appoint Subbu as our Finance Manager. We expect that he will give his best to deliver great results in studying financial accounts. We also expect him to use his expertise of mathematics to calculate difficult debit and credit figures of financial statements," said T Ranganathan, regional head of South division of Citi Bank.
Subbu Swamy was appointed after a rigorous checks and post understanding that he can easily complete the task of entering the data in Tally Software, famous for financial accounts.
Ranganathan said "We kept Subbu's brain with us for 1 entire week. Our experts checked it thoroughly and found that the brain is perfect mechanical creation. It can solve complicated problems like addition, deletion, multiplication and division. We shocked when the brain could solve problem like 1250x200 within 30 seconds. We immediately decided to take Subbu on bank's payroll."
Talking to India Satire correspondent on his successful entry in the finance career, Subbu said "That was the dream to work with Citi Bank as finance manager, I was watching since my childhood. Therefore, I completed my engineering first and converted my emotional brain into mechanical one. Thereafter, completing MBA in finance helped it to get nourished with complicated accounts and financial statements. My moulded brain easily started writing journal entries. Now after joining Citi I am really interested in joining CA."
