Published On:Friday, 16 August 2013
Posted by Diggy Chacha

FIR lodged against SP Tulsian and Sudarshan Sukhani, after a lady politician lost 80% of her wealth in the stock market

A Delhi based political leader of leading national party has suffered a loss of 80% of her wealth following the recommendations of stalwarts like SP Tulsian, Sudarshan Sukhani and Rakesh Jhunjhunwala. The lady is representing her party as President and her son as Vice President. She filed Police complaint against all the above mentioned three guys for giving misleading recommendations.

"I saw tears in my mother's eyes," said son of the President of the political party "We both lost almost 80% of our wealth in the stock markets. Today's fall in the Sensex was a cherry on deep shitty cake. Finally, we decided to complain against Tulsian, Sukhani and Jhunjhunwala whom we followed in our carnage of portfolio."

According to sources, the lady has strengthened India's economy by directing the Prime Minister on the right path. However, she felt that she was misguided by few investment analysts and investors. Now she is taking a legal route to get her money back from these 3 guys.

"I always told her to act on my suggestions as I am her home made portfolio manager. However, she decided to take advice of outsiders," said Finance Minister P Chidambaram. Chidambaram is popular of predicting stock market directions in most prudent ways. He has a hit rate of 99% when stocks tumble.

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