Nation is finally relieved as Asaram Bapu passed potency test
Most of the Indians celebrated yesterday night the news that Asaram Bapu is not impotent. People came on the street and started dancing and singing on the tunes of various songs, lighting firecrackers everywhere.
"We are happy that he was not impotent. Earlier I had a doubt whether he has sex power or not but now as Police confirmed he is good in it, I am relieved," said Pappu Pandey, devotee of Asaram Bapu.
Pappu said he tried to ask about that to Asaram Bapu whether he was straight and does have sexual power but he always avoid answering and once kicked him off while walking. Pappu is the owner of largest selling 'Musli Power Neo'.
"It is always better to have potent spiritual guru than impotent one, I really feel this from bottom of my heart," said another devotee of Asaram Bapu, Prem Chopra.
According to sources, all the devotees forgot Asaram Bapu's 14-day judicial custody in the celebration event.
