UPA Government to bring ‘Law on rising Anti-Poor sentiments’ in the next Parliamentary session
UPA Government is planning to bring 'Law against people with Anti-Poor sentiments' that will enable Indian law makers to punish people who oppose any of government's policies. According to sources, UPA ministers have passed the bill in the cabinet and likely to bring ordinance before winter session of Parliament.
"This is fuck! Any roadside guy comes on media and bashes on government's policies which are always pro-poor. Rather than getting appreciation, these people call us corrupt and stupid for introduction of such policies. That's rubbish. Now we are making it compulsory to all Indians and foreigners to appreciate our policies otherwise face the severe punishment under Law for Anti-Poor," said Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal.
According to sources, Congress Party President Sonia Gandhi set up a high level commission under Kapil Sibal, Salman Khurshid and Ajay Maken to study whether the government can stop anti-poor elements from bashing on government's policies. The sources said that Congress Party is the only party in the world that has synchronized its work with Indian poor for past 60 years. However, the government thinks that some stupid media channels and self called experts and intellectuals had always underrated its policies.
"Nobody in the history of mankind has served poor with so much of flawless love and dedication as much as Congress did. We want to continue to serve poor for at least next 1000 years. Madamji wants to give poor so much of comfort and free money that he would never say he wants to become rich. She wants a situation that poor would like to remain a poor for life. As Rahulji correctly said being poor is just a state of mind and that what we strive to change, we want to change the state of mind of poor," said Ajay Maken.
Maken said "But we have faced severe opposition from people who sits in AC cabin and had never visited poor man's house what Rahulji usually does. Therefore, finally we decided to bring this legislation so that poor will not remain deprived of UPA government's policies."
According to sources, the Act has provision of severe punishment to accused who opposes government's policies in public using his mouth or in his mind by using thought or in his brain through idea. The Act has also included punishment to opposition party leaders who always tried to stand still UPA's pro-poor policies.
"Just yesterday I showed photos of two poor people to Madamji and what I found was tears coming out of her eyes. Now enough is enough, we can't wait to implement this law. Whoever now will oppose her visionary ideas will be considered as anti-poor," said Salman Khurshid.
