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Study: A study says that politician who suspends bureaucrats goes to hell

(Note: This study results are not for people with weak hearts.)

An independent study conducted by officers of Indian Administrative Services (IAS) along with Indian Institute of Science (IIS) reveals that the politician who suspends or transfers bureaucrat, generally faces severe punishment after his death. The study says that the politician, including minister to road side politician goes to hell and is rebuked by hell monsters.

"Severity of punishment depends on whether suspension is of Class I or Class IV official. If it is Class I then the punishment will be highest," said IAS Officer Satyadev Dubey who personally visited the hell along with IIS students and generated the study.

Coincidentally, the study results are coincided with the recent suspension of Durga Shakti Nagpal, an IAS officer by Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav. Durga is a Class I officer and said to have stood against sand mafias in Greater Noida. However, she was suspended on the allegation of provoking communal minds over a demolition of Mosque wall. The event exposed political links with sand mafias.

"That is also a similar case but our study was started much before this case erupts. But I like to say that the result will not be different. If Akhilesh has suspended Durga and never revokes her suspension then whenever he dies Yamduts will take him to hell and give him severe punishment," said Satyadev Dubey "I give you one example of punishment. Consider a minister in the hell who transferred or suspended an IAS officer in his life. Hell monsters first chop him properly into pieces and then fry him thoroughly in hot mustard oil to make good Baby Pakodas. These pakodas are very popular in heaven where man-eater Chinese people stay. They give any kind of price to hell monsters for these fried pakodas. Particularly, Indian politicians are more famous as they are very tasty and meaty too." 

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