Full Coverage: What is the force behind RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan’s first monetary policy?

19 Sep 2013 / 0 Comments

3.45 am Just woke up after long work till 12 am. "The office is so messy as like Indian economy. Fortunate Subbarao who left this mess created by few stupid political economists," Raghuram Rajan found telling the sweeper who came to clean up the

Read More...

Political News
Business

Full Coverage: What is the force behind RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan’s first monetary policy?

3.45 am Just woke up after long work till 12 am. "The office is so messy as like Indian economy. Fortunate ...

Kapil Sibal’s wife threw him out of house over rising onion prices

According to sources, Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal's wife threw him out of his house for entire night yeste...

Economy

Full Coverage: What is the force behind RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan’s first monetary policy?

3.45 am Just woke up after long work till 12 am. "The office is so messy as like Indian economy. Fortunate ...

Kapil Sibal’s wife threw him out of house over rising onion prices

According to sources, Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal's wife threw him out of his house for entire night yeste...

Entertainment
Society

Matrimonial sites to offer health insurance

Indian matrimonial sites such as shaadi.com, bharatmatrimony.com and jeevansaathi.com are planning to offer ...

Sports News

Hansie Cronje plans to return to earth as match fixing rates sky rocketed

Former South Africa Cricket Captain and banned cricketer in match fixing saga in early 2000s, Hansie Cronje ...

Analysis: Why BCCI ideally needs to be involved in match-fixing?

Analysis of the India Satire Research Bureau suggests that there is every reason for BCCI to benefit from I...

BCCI’s new plan to clean up IPL will take care of players not getting caught in spot fixing again

BCCI's new 12-point IPL cleanup plan considers all steps to guard cricketers from getting caught in match ...

World News

China’s encroachment comes under Free Land Intrusion Scheme; it can also take benefits of new Land Acquisition Bill – AK Antony

India's Defence Minister AK Antony confirmed that China's encroachment in the Indian border of 640 sq km are...

Courageous Rahul Gandhi plans his next holiday weekend in Syria

Rahul Gandhi to take a look at Syrian conditionsCongress Vice President Rahul Gandhi has decided to spend his...

US chemical weapons ready to strike Syria

US said it is ready to strike all its new range of chemical weapons on Syria. The country released its offic...

Opinion

Mahatma Gandhi deeply concerns over current fall in the rupee

Father of the nation, Mahatma Gandhi saddened after reading the current fall in the rupee in 'Earth Weekly'....

Interview
Media
Columns
Business
Published On:Wednesday, 31 July 2013
Posted by Diggy Chacha

SP Tulsian lost 90% of his investment in the stock markets

India's leading analyst, economist and investment advisor SP Tulsian lost his 90% wealth in the stock markets. A sweeper who works at Tulsian's house has revealed this shocking news to India Satire correspondent.

"He actually lost 90% of his investments in the stock markets due to all stupid trades. Now-a-days, he behaves like a mentally fractured analyst behaves on the street because of this loss. We still can't believe that this was the same Tulsian who every now and then used to give us suggestions. Just because of his recommendations we made lakhs of rupees, simply by following his calls inversely," said the sweeper, Rakesh.

Tulsian has said to have followed his own stock calls while investing in the stock markets. He never relied on the calls given by other analysts.

"I rely only on my strength and that is picking up best stock ideas. Why would I go for some stupid analyst to suggest me invest in this company or exit from that? I never believe other analysts who usually misguide you," said SP Tulsian in an interview with India Satire, just 6 months back.

Rakesh said "Tulsian is still not aware that his calls actually work in inverse ratio. If he says buy one should exit and if he says sell one should enter with huge investment. He never used this formula which even sweeper like me knows very well."

03:27. Filed under , , , .

0 comments for "SP Tulsian lost 90% of his investment in the stock markets"

Leave a reply