Full Coverage: What is the force behind RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan’s first monetary policy?

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3.45 am Just woke up after long work till 12 am. "The office is so messy as like Indian economy. Fortunate Subbarao who left this mess created by few stupid political economists," Raghuram Rajan found telling the sweeper who came to clean up the

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Revealed: Meal for 1, 5 and 12 rupees per day available on Planet Zumbata and at Parliamentary Canteen

A government source revealed that food ranging from 1 rupee to 12 rupees is available on the planet Zumbata and at country's Parliamentary Canteen and all Indian poor are welcome to verify the government's claim.

"Food is available on planet Zumbata which is just some distance away from the earth," said an official source of India's HRD Ministry. Zumbata is around 35000 million km from the mother earth. It is planet of poor and weird people.

The source also claimed that even Parliament Canteen also provide meal for more than 700 poor of the country at 5 rupees.

He said "There is no requirement to make noise on the issue of below poverty line levels. Recently, India's HRD minister Dr. M. M. Pallam Raju visited Zumbata based country Atamba, and its government has confirmed that they eat meal for 1 rupee each per day per person. Prime Minister of Atamba told Raju that if poor from your country have problems in understanding the below poverty line concept then send them here, we will teach them properly."

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