Rise and fall of Ram Jethmalani
Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) expelled its one of the most senior party leaders, Ram Jethmalani for six years for alleged "breach of discipline". The India Satire brings to you the rise and fall of Jethmalani.
Career Graph of Ram Jethmalani
Sept 14, 1923: Whole world lightened, God dropped flowers across the earth, fire crackers everywhere, as Ram Jethmalani born to be lawyer and politician
1941: Fulfilled the formality of taking lawyer's degree otherwise he was born lawyer
1942: Lost first case, accused hanged till death
1945: Lost fifth consecutive case, accused hanged till death
1947: Married two women, Ratna and Durga: first before independence and second after independence
1948: Honoured by Government of India for the most courageous person in India for marrying 2 women in same year
1955: Lost 17th consecutive case, the accused hanged till death
1965: Kicked on the ass of Mahesh for demanding lollypop
1971: Lost 37th consecutive case, this time the accused got life imprisonment, frustrated and depressed plans joining politics and change law
1971: Joined politics
1977: Human rights award for letting them demand for vanishing death penalties from India
1979: Lost 107th consecutive case, the accused received death penalty, he recently died naturally in Tihar jail
1985: Lost the second round of elections to Sunil Dutt; Lost 157th consecutive case the smuggler was hanged till death
1987: Lost 167th case, smuggler received death penalty, fled away for Dubai
1988: Ram became a member of the Rajya Sabha.
1992: Blamed God publicly for devilish behavior with him for giving two wives. On account of torture, he recorded slow movement of brain and loose functioning of ears
1996: Appointed as Law Minister by Vajpayee Govt. Changed the law to at least see one win in his life
1998: Jethmalani was the Union Minister of Urban Affairs and Employment for a temporary retirement from law profession
1999: Hopes never die, again joins as Minister for Law for a short period.
2005: Lost 278th case, accused received death penalty
2010: Decided to continue career in both the fields for next 50 years, after appointed as the President of the Supreme Court Bar Association
2012: Demanded resignation of Nitin Gadkari, after hurting in a party where Gadkari alone finished all Gulaab Jamuns
