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Published On:Monday, 4 February 2013
Posted by Diggy Chacha

Terrible season of producing children about to end

Winter season, which is popular for basic human activities of transmitting seeds from man to woman and produce children, is going to end. This terrible season has seen lot of activities, indoor and outdoor locations of India.

"Generally, winter season helps India add 60% new population. Passionately cool climate, spending all the remaining holidays and consuming entire bonus helps many Indians (new as well as old couple) taking decision to give birth to children and help them indulge in sexual activities. This is terrible season as people without thinking rationally takes decision to give birth to child. Fortunately, it is now about to end," said Somnath Mukherjee, surveyor of SurveyMonkey.

SurveyMonkey conducted a detail survey with 12780 couples who suggested spike in regular sexual activities. Many of them, as usual decision thought of having kids.

"We were searching for some heat and thought to end all the issues between us and go for one more child," said Mamata Yadav, a mother of 4 children.

She said "We used cold shivers to have hot sex sessions and now expect hot bloodied, bold political leader in six - seven months."

Mukherjee said "This time's winter was not really that good. We observed sex in many people out of irritation, tiredness and frustration out of high inflation, political stability and dilemma whether Rahul Gandhi will become Prime Minister or not. Therefore, our research suggests that quality level of peaceful babies is not possible."


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