Almost 92% internet users confirmed that they view all emails which have blank subject line. American market research, analysis and advisory firm IDC revealed this shocking result in its recent internet survey.

"We have conducted an extensive survey among 12 million people across all the countries in the world and results are outstanding. 92% have always checked emails with no genuine subject mentioned in it," said IDC surveyor John Paul.

He said "Almost all of them have confirmed that they open emails with 'blank' subject just out of curiosity. Many of them even avoid viewing emails with some authentic subject. The idea is to avoid any kind of potential work, stress or irritation. However, blank subject emails actually increase their curiosity."

The survey finding will have a significant impact on internet marketing, phishing and illegal sites promotion industry.

"The finding is in line with my earlier statement that more than 90% internet users in the world are dumb," said PCI Chairman Markandeya Katju.

According to sources in Samajwadi Party, son of Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav Arjun Yadav has started his studies on how to recognize communal forces and portray himself as secular messiah.

"Akhilesh's son Arjun is undergoing through a rigorous training of recognizing communal forces and understanding their psyche. He is also learning how to divert topic by claiming it as anti-secular that is uneasy for him. Mulayamji personally teaching him how to show himself as only caretaker of secularism," said a source, familiar to development.

The sources also told that after Arjun Yadav completes his studies, Akhilesh wants him to participate in Arnab Goswami's News Hour debate.

"That will be Arjun's real test. Dodging Arnab's questions and polarizing the entire debate would give him 100% marks. However, Mulayamji has already given him clean chit before he completed his studies as like Akhilesh Yadav got it from him after Muzaffarnagar riots," said the source. 

The India Satire brings to its readers in Muzaffarnagar a guide on passing time when curfew is on. This guide can be used as a reference material by all other people in India.

Things to do

·         Make up your mind to watch bullshit on TV like pro-women serials. India Satire recommends testing brain with psychiatrist if you watched serials on consistent basis whenever curfew is removed. Male chauvinists may cause headache for women.

·         Sleep till 10 am and watch movies that you have watched 1000 times. Abuse TV channels for showing repetitive movies and a lot of advertisements.

·         Call subordinates, lecture them on how to be devoted on work and reach office despite having curfew.

·         Nothing new in news papers. Just yawn while reading Manmohan's silence, Modi's shouts and Rahul's dumb speeches.

·         Discuss various political issues on phone.

·         Think how Akhilesh Yadav wasted precious time in your productive schedule during a small bit of rest in the afternoon.

·         Irritate while eating Khichadi almost everyday.

Positives

·         Rest till 10 -11 am.

·         Watch movies

Negatives

·         Watching TV serials

·         Playing with kids

·         Eating same food everyday

·         Office boss is better than wife

·         Some people, particularly newlywed are overburdened with the work like cooking, cleaning and pampering their wife.

According to a KPMG-TOI study, 90% useless people with no work or no intention to work are involved in riots. The study says that these people generally have sufficient time to waste it in riots. The study has importance at the time of current Mujaffarnagar communal riots.

"Our study findings are in line with the macro study of behavioral science of Indian voters conducted by PCI Chief Markandeya Katju. The study reveals that 90% of people involved in riots are useless and likes wasting their precious time in worthless things like communal clashes," said BC Rajan, study conductor.

He said that people indulged in communal clashes are actually considered as useless; however, they call themselves smart and invaluable. Rajan said that the study has used few landmark findings of Markandeya Katju's independent research that says 90% of Indians vote based on castes and religions.

"We asked many people who said that they are actually smarter than ordinary peace loving Indians and think all the problems will be resolved with creating nostalgic environment in the society," said Rajan.

Rajan said that 98% of 90% useless people are related to political parties or religious associations. 

India's Defence Minister AK Antony confirmed that China's encroachment in the Indian border of 640 sq km area is under Free Land Intrusion Scheme (FLIS) specially designed for the neighboring countries aimed to improve relations with them. He was addressing the media before his speech in Lok Sabha.

"FLIS is specially designed for neighbor countries to improve the relations with them. This was a landmark scheme introduced by UPA Government which will solve all border disputes. Under this scheme we offer our border land to neighbor countries. Currently, only China and Bangladesh are eligible for the scheme," said AK Antony.

He said that currently the government is in demo mode of the scheme and therefore it was not willing to disclose it in the public. AK Antony was talking about the recent media reports referring to National Security Advisory Board's observation that China has captured 640 sq km of Indian territory in Daulat Beg Oldie and other sectors in Ladakh. The neighbor country is not allowing patrolling to Indian army in the occupied area.

"As the scheme is under demonstration stage we maintained very high confidentiality and never discussed with Indian Army therefore all this confusion is. But we are very sure that the cross border terrorism is now a matter of time with introduction FLIS," said AK Antony.

Talking about the benefits of FLIS, AK Antony said "Border disputes are very sensitive issue and the media always sensationalize it and therefore we decided to launch an innovative scheme. Under this scheme, all our neighbor countries are welcome to capture the land in India for free of charge but with a condition that they will have to maintain good relations with us. Now if China wants New Delhi, they can come and take over it we have no issues. Only thing is that the country has to maintain peaceful and good relations with India."

The minister said currently China and Bangladesh are getting these special benefits while Pakistan and other countries are out of its ambit.

"Pakistan has requested for these benefits and asked us to give Kashmir to them. But they are still non committal about giving us most favored nation (MFN) status and improving ties," said AK Antony.

Answering questions of reporters whether neighbor countries are eligible for the benefits of land acquisition bill, AK Antony said "Yes they are eligible. If any industrialist wants to set up factory on the land encroached by our beloved neighbor it will have to pay 4 times the market value of the land."

Sonia Gandhi's son-in-law Robert Vadra promised Indians that he would take all the efforts for a serious makeover in Rahul Gandhi. He told reporters that he will ensure Rahul will look like professional and not like any dumb politician.

"I have decided to take all the efforts on Rahul. He would be behaving like a formally aggressive and professional businessman. He would mean business and he can commit abnormal returns to the Indian stake holders. He can claim all poors that their wealth can reach from 100 rupees to 100000 rupees within 3 years, just like a businessman," Vadra told reporters.

Robert Vadra has himself converted from aam aadmi to millionaire after marrying Rahul's sister Priyanka Gandhi, with huge hard work and great smartness. His growth has been covered in the 2012 issue of Harvard Business Review.

He said "I am just transmitting my smartness into him so that he will be more intelligent, aggressive and fast mover than a lethargic sloth.

Congress party leaders welcome his move and said that at least Robert will make some improvement in Rahul.

"I am literally tired of teaching him. For past 12 years since I took temporary retirement, he has not learnt a single word. Now if Robert is going to train him then I will be the most relieved man in the world," said Congress General Secretary Digvijay Singh.