Reading idea behind Narendra Modi's speech, calling Prime Minister Manmohan Singh as night watchman, 99% of Indian politicians want to appoint night watchmen of their party on PM's post. A survey revealed that even names like Ram Kapoor and Vivek Oberoi were considered by senior leaders of different political parties of India.

"Senior leaders of 6 national parties and 46 state level parties said that they want to have only a small role in deciding who would become the prime minister of India and don't want much," said Survey Organiser Deepak Sharma of SurveyMonkey.

The survey include voting from the big leaders including Rahul Gandhi, Lalkrishna Advani, Mayawati and leaders of state parties like Chandrababu Naidu and Mulayam Singh Yadav.

"While it is SurveyMonkey's policy to keep the names who voted in favour and against in secret, I can say only one thing that 1% wants to become Prime Minister to understand the nitty gritties of the job," said Sharma.

Few politicians already confirmed that they feel night watchwoman would be best fitted for the job.

Sharma also said that many of the politicians considered popular actors like Ram Kapoor, Vivek Oberoi and Shahid Kapoor are suitable for job as they are very flexible.

"Ram Kapoor like guys are ladies special leaders and ostensibly famous among women therefore they are in demand," said one political leader requesting anonymity.

According to sources, scenario was changed after Rahul Gandhi said that he also wanted to step on the foot prints of his mother. Many leaders of political parties recognised that to reach the grass root levels and empower all the MPs they need to put 12th player on the seat and control him for the sake of India's betterment.

"Boss, who fuck wants to get controlled? I like to control somebody, may be Raja Bhaiyya is better fit," said Samajwadi Party President Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Congress spokesperson, Manish Tewari said "Rahulji doesn't want to keep status quo in terms of family run business. He wants to appoint his representative so that he can keep an eye on the organisation while he would be doing for MP empowerement. He wants to keep status quo as the way his mummy showed."

World renowned Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania announced specialised training courses of hypocrisy after its quick demonstration of scrapping Narendra Modi's scheduled speech.

"We believe that we manage easily how to justify all our actions and inactions that are highly objectionable and hypocrite. Therefore, we plan to introduce Management of Hypocrisy for students that want to succeed in their life," said spokesperson of the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania.

The spokesperson said "We know that students require best of standards of showing hypocrisy on every step of the competitive world. Take example of ours, we are best as a hypocrite institution and therefore thought of more and more students benefiting from it."

Wharton earlier canceled Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi's keynote address at the prestigious Wharton India Economic Forum later this month.

The forum released statement saying "Our team felt that the potential polarising reactions from sub-segments of the alumni base, student body, and our supporters, might put Mr. Modi in a compromising position, which we would like to avoid at all costs, especially in the spirit of our conference's purpose."

The Forum is an annual student-run India-centric conference hosted by the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania. Modi had been invited to deliver the keynote address at the Forum to be held in Philadelphia on 22-23 March via video conference.

Interestingly, Wharton appreciated itself for showing such great way of giving reasoning for its action. Earlier, the school forgot to ban George Bush for showing his action in Afghanistan by killing thousands of innocent Muslims.

When reporters talked Wharton management, it said "That was justice to what they did and the thing we know how to justify our actions. Therefore, we thought of spreading our best business to our students. We plan to offer Management of Hypocrisy from next season."

Rahul Gandhi expressed his pleasure over the low traffic in generally crowded Mumbai and asked his party counterparts in Delhi to implement same traffic structure.

"I am pleasantly surprised that there was no traffic at all on Mumbai streets. It was totally contradictory to what I heard that Mumbai was crowded on the street. I immediately congratulated to Chief Minister Prithviraj Chavan for the success in maintaining traffic low on the streets," said Rahul Gandhi, expressing his happiness over the low traffic that he had faced in generally said peak hours of Mumbai.

He was visiting Mumbai the Congress party's Mumbai office, Tilak Bhavan, on Friday.

"We are highly gratified with Rahul Baba's comments and told that it was his blessings which helped us traffic issues in Mumbai and made this city a great place for businesses," said CM Prithviraj Chavan.

Rahul Gandhi said that he talked with his mother Sonia Gandhi and Delhi CM Sheila Dikshit to implement Mumbai like infrastructure.

In an event that even surprises IIPM dean Arindam Chaudhuri, the UPA Government accepted all the suggestions from Arindam Chaudhuri's alternative budget. It took each and every suggestion that Arindam had made in his alternate budget presentation on Zee Business. The government removed all its own provisions and only Budget Paper of Arindam would be tabled in the Parliament.

"Yes this is shocking. I wasn't aware that the Government would take all of my stup*d suggestions so seriously. I thought I was just making some kind of time pass by presenting my recommendations. However, the government took it seriously, shocking!" said Arindam Chaudhuri, popular dean of IIPM.

Arindam Chaudhuri every year presents recommendations to Finance Minister on what he should include in the budget along with his expert opinions on different topics. These views also help clear the air on the curiosity of Indian public on what exactly his opinion is on certain sociological matters. While previous year, Arindam presented his budget suggesting Rahul Gandhi's alternative, this time he openly supported Narendra Modi.

Experts argued that accepting Arindam Chaudhuri's recommendation is out of fear that a big community would move from the government.

"Boss, he is the only dean who has Facebook fans more than 2mn. His open endorsement to Narendra Modi means, losing more than 2mn votes for UPA Govenrment. They can't ignore him," said vote bank expert, Yogendra Yadav.

However, Arindam denied all such allegations. He said "Facebook fans matter. But what a great intellectual person that is popular not just across the world but across many millions of planets say matters most. You may not aware but last year my recommendations were accepted by finance minister of Planet CRACK020420, a planet that is 43593mn light years away from the earth."

According to government sources, accepting Arindam's recommendations was the idea to stop him issuing such recommendations, going forward.

"Yesterday, Chidduji accidently saw Arindam's Alternate Budget program on Zee Business and suddenly went into depression. He immediately called us and told that accept whatever this guy is telling on the TV and send him a mail that this time we accept all of your recommendations but next year onwards stop giving your lectures and depressing us. You can put a dagger in back but don't give me your recommendations," said a finance ministry official.

Great semi-porn movie producer and high end  talent of creative cinema, Mahesh Bhatt said that he would like to add 3.2 more sex scenes in Murder 4.

"I would love to add 3.2 more sex scenes which include smooching, hugging and cuddling in my next flick of great epic Murder series," said Mahesh Bhatt.

Murder 3 was considered as most "Unwatchable Nasty Sex Movie of the Year" in recent Cannes Film Festival. The movie was also considered in recent Oscar Awards for dumping audience in the mainhole while watching the movie.

Steven Spielberg, another film director at the event said "Murder 3 showed me the way why I should not watch any movie in my life. It is wastage of time, watching such a stupid movie. I also announce my retirement from the movie life after watching Murder 3. He also advised parents to show this movie to their kids so that they would never demand to watch any of the movies in their life time."

Producer of such an epic, Mahesh Bhatt said "I saw the responses from Cannes Film Festival, when I screened the movie first time and at recent Oscar Awards. I was overwhelmed and really want to take this forward. I therefore plan to add more sex scenes in the next part of Murder series. I asked Vishesh Bhatt (Movie Director) to put 3.2 sex scenes."

Talking about why only 3.2 sex scenes, Bhatt said "Less than 3.2 sex scene will show that the movie is underrated while more than 3.2 sex scenes will give overdose of sex scenes to audience."