Congress to release another hot photo of Rahul Gandhi
Congress Party has decided to release another hot and sexy photo of Rahul Gandhi, clicked while he was on the visit of Uttarakhand. "This time he would be...
McDonald's launches new slim burger for diet conscious Indians
Keeping in mind the rising need of health conscious Indians, chain of fast food restaurants McDonald's (McD) has launched slim Mc Waf-o-Thin burger first time in the country....
Hafiz Saeed Demands More Porn From Pak Govt To Improve Jihadi Sentiments
After getting Rs 61 million aid from Pakistan for his outfit Jamaat-Ud-Dawah, Lashkar-e-Toiba founder and 2008 Mumbai attacks mastermind Hafiz Mohammad Saeed demanded lakhs of gay porn movies...
Report: Raanjhanaa helped improve IQ level of audience by 20%
A substantial rise was witnessed in the IQ levels of audience that watched Raanjhanaa over the weekend, according to a special report by Bollywood Hungama. The report also...
Rahul Gandhi to fly and carry rest of 10,000 survivors in Uttarakhand on his body and will drop them to their respective homes
Inspired by Superman flick 'Man of Steel' which he recently saw in Spanish holidays during his birthday, Rahul Gandhi decided to fly high in the sky and carry all rest...
Foreign researchers to study Uttarakhand Chief Minister’s flood proof house
Indian Government has granted foreign researchers permission to conduct study on structure of calamity proof houses of Indian politicians and big shots, starting from Uttarakhand Chief Minister Vijay...
Study: 5 times more corruption is required to stop the slide of the rupee
A study of Indian Government reveals that it requires at least 5 times improvement in scams and corruption to suck excess liquidity of the rupee and help it...
West Bengal citizens decided not to vote Mamata Banerjee again as CM in next elections for her security
People of West Bengal finally decided to refuse voting to Trinamool Congress Party (TMC) in next elections to help Mamata Banerjee becoming Chief Minister of the state again....
Live Coverage: Rahul Gandhi’s birthday
On the eve of auspicious "Pappu Diwas" or "Rahulotsav / Rahul Jayanti", the India Satire bureau brings you a live coverage of the important events of the day....
World demands Nigella Lawson to cook some delicious cookies and burger of Charles Saatchi
Cooking fans and her ardent readers across the world demanded some cheesy and elegant cookies and burger from Nigella Lawson by putting chopped Charles Saatchi. Nigella's fans across...
Nitish Kumar distributed ‘lollypops’ to Congress MLAs in Bihar Assembly
Just ahead of the trust vote, Bihar Chief Minister Nitish Kumar distributed green lollypops among Bihar Congress MLAs. "We want to thank Prime Minister for taking us to...
Madras High Court directs government to issue ‘sex certificate’
After announcing that the sexual relationship in one way is marriage and proper document is sufficient to prove that, Madras High Court directed the government to start issuing...
Nation seeks clarity from PM Manmohan Singh whether he has any intention to sweep floor if Sonia Gandhi orders
India finally seeks an answer from Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh whether he is really interested in sweeping Congress' Delhi Office if Sonia Gandhi tells him to do...
Left to introduce 'Delta Force' to combat with India's communal and corrupt forces
Left parties set to introduce new 'Delta Force' that will combat the extreme communalism of NDA and on the other extreme corrupt UPA. This is the answer of...
Nation asks ‘robot’ to take PM’s responsibility
Irritated with the numerous candidates for PM with different ideologies and beliefs with no intention for well-being of the country, India finally talked with Rajinikanth to make 'Chitty'...
Environment consumed Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh to save him from ‘Bhasmasur’
To save last noble and environment friendly specie on the earth, Environment consumed India's Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh. "I was fuckingly worried about my beloved son Jairam since...
Syed Ali Shah Geelani kicks on his own ass, says Govt has done it
After a series of self ass hitting kicks, conservative leader of Kashmir and hardline Hurriyat Conference leader Syed Ali Shah Geelani swelled his ass into red blaming Central...
Unanswered questions on India’s Food Security Bill
The standing committee on food, consumer affairs and public distribution on Thursday signed off on the Food Security Bill that nearly matches recommendations made by the Sonia Gandhi-headed...
Man tries to find out why girls fall in love become more and more depressed
Pappu Pandey who recently fell in love is searching the reasons why girls become more and more disheartened just after they get into love. "I am confused. I...
Man of steel is totally unrealistic said people all over the world
People all over the world are condemning Director Zack Snyder for directing a totally unrealistic movie. Apart from missing the iconic red underwear of Superman, the movie misses...
Biggest Gamer of the month award - Lal Krishna Advani
The India Satire proud to announce 'Biggest Gamer of Month Award' to BJP's senior leader Lal Krishna Advani. His ever changing profile from strongest to dumbest and from...
I am waiting for Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s movie to discharge my emotions – Lal Krishna Advani exclusive interview
After a long 36-hour battle with new BJP leaders, LK Advani took his resignation back. In an exclusive interview with the correspondent of India Satire, LK Advani shared...
Analysis: Why BCCI ideally needs to be involved in match-fixing?
Analysis of the India Satire Research Bureau suggests that there is every reason for BCCI to benefit from IPL betting and match fixing, as like WWE in the...
BCCI’s new plan to clean up IPL will take care of players not getting caught in spot fixing again
BCCI's new 12-point IPL cleanup plan considers all steps to guard cricketers from getting caught in match fixing again. The plan will also help them continue fixing matches...
Breaking News: BJP finally gives up; asks LK Advani to become PM on weekends
Senior leaders of BJP are said to have reached out to the arrangement with senior most leader of the party, Lal Krishna Advani. According to sources, the deal...
Media searching for images of LK Advani’s sad face and Narendra Modi’s devilish face
All the news media channels are searching for images that depict sad and tired Lal Krishna Advani and devilish and ultra energetic Narendra Modi. According to sources, most...
In blog, Advani praises YPD2; says the movie motivated him to take the crucial decision of resignation
After praising Kamal Haasan's Vishwaroop, LK Advani threw his showers of appreciation on Dharmendra trio led Yamala Pagala Deewana sequel in his blog. The senior leader also confirmed...
