Published On:Sunday, 4 November 2012
Posted by Diggy Chacha
Nitin Gadkari attempted suicide after news media twisted his statement
Facing shameless misery of life which got added by a twisted story by news media, BJP President finally attempted a suicide by roping himself on fan. However, due to heavy weight the rope broke down and Gadkari fell on the floor. The news was reported by a India Satire correspondent who sweeps in Gadkari's house.
News Reports from our special correspondent at Nitin Gadkari's house"I want to die my darling, I want to die," Nitin Gadkari found saying his wife, expressing about his miserable life which today entire news media converted to low life.
"Dear, even I was slapped by that Diggy who has lower life than me. Demonstrating over intelligence is such a tricky thing in this life. News media can do anything. It's IQ is even lower than mine," said Gadkari. While his wife Kanchan Gadkari was condoling him and provided a support with few conditions, Gadkari was damn emotional and crying a loud.
He said "WTF yaar. I can't imagine whatever I said the media would twist it that way. Even that Yeddy must be laughing on me."
Entire News media said to have totally twisted Nitin Gadkari's statement that as per psychology if we can compare the IQ level of Swami Vivekananda and that of Dawood Ibrahim, then it could have been almost the same. But Vivekananda used it in nation building, brotherhood and spiritualism while Dawood used that in excelling in crime world.
However, news media reported that Gadkari said Swami Vivekananda and Dawood Ibrahim had same IQ.
While caressing his shoulder, Kanchan asked him to keep quite and face the life as it is how much it goes miserable, said our reporter.
She said "Don't worry Nitin. Just try to reduce weight fast so that your miserable life will end soon."
Nitin Gadkari asked her "How?"
She said "Then rope will not break and the life will move to heavenly pleasures very soon."
