Full Coverage: What is the force behind RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan’s first monetary policy?

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3.45 am Just woke up after long work till 12 am. "The office is so messy as like Indian economy. Fortunate Subbarao who left this mess created by few stupid political economists," Raghuram Rajan found telling the sweeper who came to clean up the

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Pratibha Patil announces Crash Course in becoming President and enjoying world tour

Course will ensure the ideal candidate for India's President just like Pranab Mukherjee
While Pranab Mukherjee was busy taking President's oath, the outgoing President of India, Pratibha Patil announced a crash course for President which involves high tech knowledge in gaining public traction, party head attention, maintaining health for hectic country tours and understanding the true real estate valuation to plough the retirement income into land assets.
"Yea thats correct. I am launching a crash course which would help many people of the deprived sections of India such as P A Sangama, APJ Abdul Kalam, Bhairo Singh Shekhavat and Hameed Ansari to live the hopes of becoming India's president," said Pratibha Patil, in an interview with India Satire Correspondent.
She said "I want to make sure that the life of President should be more adventurous and enjoyable. All these qualities would be possessed by the candidate, after completing my course."
The course will also interact with the candidate on how to invest wisely and how the property assets are best for retirement safety.
Reacting to the question that does she promise confirm Presidential seat for the candidate, she said "Nothing is confirmed. But I will assure that all the qualities of a president's candidate that I have or even Pranabda has will be flowed to the candidates seeking this course. I will also give tips on how to impress Madamji."

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