Published On:Wednesday, 9 May 2012
Posted by Diggy Chacha
Top Stories of the day: Rakhi Sawant, Aamir Khan, KRK, SRK, Fat Aishwarya Rai, Amitabh Bachchan, Madhur Bhandarkar, Air India, Vijay Mallya, Barack Obama, Gay Marriage, NHAI, Supreme Court, Satyamev Jayate, Haryana Government, Euro and Greece
TOP STORIES OF THE DAY
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India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.
Top Headlines
Rakhi Sawant said Aamir Khan copied her in Satyamev Jayate - Everybody ignored her comment
Kamaal Rashid Khan (popularly known as KRK) called Aamir a bigger flop than SRK - Everybody ignored his comment
KRK: I am tired of Bollywood stars - Everybody ignored his comment
A garage company approached KRK to promote its skills of removing puncture in the tyre. Sources said the same company also approached SRK to show how a punctured tyre (KRK) can easily be converted to better one (SRK).
A survey fears that many people would tend to move towards obesity, taking inspiration from Aishwarya Rai Bachchan - Obesity can't be so beautiful
Amitabh Bachchan thrashed social networking sites, blogs, media, news media, etc for debating on Aishwarya Rai's obesity. He called it as their personal life and people should shut their eyes if Aish can't be fitted into two eyes
Madhur Bhandarkar confirmed that he cited same concern for his movie 'Heroine' after Aishwarya Rai Bachchan announced about her pregnancy
Besides fat aunties, frequent strikes giving Air India a bad name: Rajya Sabha members
To end the financial turbulence, Vijay Mallya offered government to swap its air hostesses with Air India's thereby government will be able to deal with pilots strike and Kingfisher will get some money infusion
A survey suggests that 10% India's Member of Parliament's give 3rd or 4th preference to travel by Air India rest avoid journey
Obama voices his support for gay marriage, after Nicolas Sarkozy proposes him to use his free time more productively
NHAI said Supreme Court that Indians are least habitual to clean and smooth roads according to its findings, after Supreme Court asked it to justify toll when ride is not smooth
Satyamev Jayate effect: Haryana dept bans jeans, t-shirts for staff, wants 'decent' clothes, Haryana government expects rape cases to go down by 5-10% in next 2 years
Euro hit a new 3 ½- month low, as indulgence in sexual activities at Greece hit a new life high
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