Published On:Thursday, 24 May 2012
Posted by Diggy Chacha
Top Stories of the day: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Sonakshi Sinha, Prabhu Deva, Akshay Kumar, Sohail Khan, Shahrukh Khan, Mamata Banerjee, Digvijay Singh
TOP STORIES OF THE DAY
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India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.
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Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan to auction her clothes she wore when she was fat aunty, said sources.
Sources also confirmed that Sonakshi Sinha plans to bid for those clothes of Aishwarya.
Rowdy Rathore director Prabhu Deva told media that Akshay Kumar will be the only hero in the movie while Sonakshi Sinha is actually heroine, shutting the controversy created that there are two heroes in the movie one was Akshay Kumar and the other one was Sonakshi Sinha
Prabhu Deva confirmed that he used double of Sonakshi Sinha at the time when the scene of Akshay Kumar lifting Sonakshi. He told media that when Akshay tried to lift her for the first time, his bones in legs and back broken down. It was the worst kind of injury to Akshay Kumar.
Prabhu Deva told that Sonakshi Sinha's dresses were made of Circus Tamboos.
He declined to comment when asked whether Sonakshi was actually 2 Akshay Kumar or 4 Prabhu Deva.
Sonakshi Sinha told reporters that she is gradually putting down her weight and no plans to work with Sohail Khan in the next movie.
Bikini makers said that not Sonakshi but they themselves have banned Sonakshi Sinha wearing bikinis as no bikini fits her size.
Shahrukh Khan forgot to clean his hands before eating food, after he showed shoe to Pune public. Many bollywood celebrities expressed their views saying its really disgusting for King Khan. He should wash his hands with Dettol soap.
Satire by Mamata Banerjee - Targeting her Marxist opponents again, West Bengal chief minister Mamata Banerjee alleged that CPI-M was plotting with Maoists to kill her with the help of Pakistan's ISI and financed by North Korea, Venezuela and Hungary.
All the countries maintained above stated that they would not like to touch an explosive danger than nuclear bomb and named few other countries like Cango, Libya, Sudan, Ethiopia, Russia, and 52 more countries which are doing such conspiring.
Vijay Mallya plans to sell Kingfisher Airlines with a discount offer on Siddhartha Mallya
Digvijay Singh said that politicians of his age should retire. He also confirmed that he would contest next elections in Madhya Pradesh.
