Published On:Saturday, 28 April 2012
Posted by Diggy Chacha
Top Stories of the day: Bangaru Laxman, Rahul Gandhi, Harbhajan Singh, Ban Ki-moon, Sachin Tendulkar, Raj Thackeray, iPad, Akash Tablet, Arjun Ranatunga, Anil Kapoor, Manmohan Singh
TOP STORIES OF THE DAY
Fuc*ingly Idiotic still worthy to read
India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.
Top Headlines
Former BJP president Bangaru Laxman, convicted for accepting Rs one lakh bribe in a fictitious arms deal case, today sought leniency on the ground that there should be minimum amount fixed to consider a gift amount as bribe. One lakh... yucks compared to A Raja's one lakh crore.
Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi visited the drought-hit regions in Mumbai's Satara district on Saturday morning, and assured locals that if they choose Congress in 2014 elections, he will bring the rains to their home. He said he has direct connections with Hindu deities Brahma and Indra.
I have to lift my performance, otherwise I will lose my position in Mumbai Indians as well: Harbhajan
Ban Ki-moon refrains from commenting on expansion of UN Security Council; privately said India requires to develop more than 9000km missiles to claim the seat
US disclosed a shocking truth, Yousuf Raza Gilani is still Pakistan PM
Sachin Tendulkar not in Rahul Gandhi's Cong: Raj Thackeray; Tendulkar is now confused over exactly how many parties are claiming his ownership, Manipur People's Party said it has all the rights to say that Tendulkar represents its principals
Entry of Apple's new iPad threatened the market share of Akash Tablet
We are ready to combat iPad3 threat by Akash II - Datawind
After Arjun Ranatunga's removal BCCI plans merge Sri Lanka Cricket with itself to achieve better integration benefits
Anil Kapoor told that he was called ganda hero (dirty hero) when he used to sport a stubble. However, he denied that he never talked about the stubble on his chest, back, stomach, thighs, hands, handcuffs, fists, and many places.
Fuel prices need to be appropriate: Manmohan Singh, by mistake read Petroleum Minister's speech
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Hahaaaa..Getting better and better with the time. Awesome.
Recently i attempted to post a futuristic Forwarded mail. Tried satire - but nowhere close to yours.
Check - "An Email: A Little Ahead of Times"
Thanks Viyoma,
I just saw your futuristic mail and that was really funny and very good, I really like it. Hey you have very good sense of humor so nurture it properly. I would suggest you to be more and more alert towards the social and political events. Look at them in sarcastic and funny way.
By the way, you can also send it to India Satire (diggychacha@gmail.com) whenever you write any satire which I'll try to publish with some bit of tweaking in it, in your name giving due credit to you and your blog.
Diggy Chacha