TOP STORIES OF THE DAY
Fuc*ingly Idiotic news still worthy to read
India Satire introduces top stories of the day article. These will involve today's stories from Google News and the utter nonsense unreal stories by India Satire.
News Headlines capturing eyeballs
· Invoking House, Abhishek Manu Singhvi steps down; Congress may offer him next presidential seat
· Recommendations aimed at liberalising spectrum: Trai; however, after looking at spectrum fees, telecom companies cried that they will get total liberation from the world
· Maharashtra cop gets bail in rape case; promised that he will never rape anybody again
· North Korea threatens to turn Seoul to ashes in 3 minutes; South Korean markets sharply dropped by 0.13% out of fear, president plans a heart-attack today taking doctor's suggestion
· China allows basmati import; plans to make clone of Indian basmati to launch its own huangusmati
· Algorithm mis-trade led to Infosys price plunge; US homeland security department put an inquiry panel to see whether it was Infosys employee's mistake
· Censor board data shows rise in 'A' certificate films; however, Indian MPs and MLAs demanded more liberation from the board and to show 'PA' certificate i.e. Parental Age certificate movies
· Saina Nehwal said I don't have a player of my level to practise with; invited Sachin Tendulkar for practicing
· It's official! People who exercise find it easier to quit smoking; however, people who don't exercise are rising at a much faster rate
· SBI refuses to cut lending rate, lowers deposit rates by up to 1% despite government offered new credit card debt waiver and home loans debt waiver schemes
RBI refused to fund Government debt waiver scheme launched by the government Follow Us
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