Published On:Wednesday, 15 February 2012
Posted by Diggy Chacha
Israel appointed Pakistani agency ISI to investigate Delhi bomb blast
Finding the truth in the comments of India's Home Minister P Chidambaram (Chiddu Uncle) that India's Intelligence has no 'intelligence', Israel plans to outsource the investigation from Pakistan's ISI.
Israeli Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman confirmed the development. He said "According to Mossad chief Tamir Pardo, Pakistan's ISI has better access to India's remotest places than India's own investigation agencies. We talked with Pakistan's Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar and she gladly accepted the proposal and assured us that Pakistan will give all the support for investigation."
While Lieberman avoided telling what Israel offered to Pakistan in return of this assistance, sources said that Israel will grant Pakistan Most Favored Nation (MFN) status in terms of arms supplies.
Office of India's foreign minister SM Krishna saved the face while telling that they don't have any idea about Israel's decision. However, closed source with SM Krishna said that earlier foreign minister was not really comfortable with the idea to bring ISI in India for investigation. But after Hina Rabbani Khar called him on the phone and personally made him sure that this would be a great gesture for India towards peace process initiated by Pakistan."
SM Krishna said "We have no issues of allowing ISI to investigate. This would be a step towards peace between India and Pakistan. Yesterday, Hina herself called me and told that Pakistan will grant India MFN status immediately after allowing ISI to work in Delhi. This will speed up our economic relations."
Lieberman said "We know that India is always a helpful country and it is now in a serious problem of either supporting Israel or Iran. Plus we also know that the country itself has thousands of terrorist matters to be closed and therefore we thought of choosing a very active and fast decision maker ISI for the investigation purposes."
When Diggy Chacha Fan Club (DCFC) reporter asked Chiddu Uncle about his views on the entire development, he said "As Rahul Baba confirmed at last terrorist attack press conference that 99% of terror attacks already vanished and only 1% is remaining; we actually don't have any issue working with ISI. As we lack in intelligence, we plan to go for technology collaboration with ISI and will access their technology to improve our intelligence."
Author's note
This is a sarcastic view on the reactions that India makes to any bomb blasts or terror attacks. This is really an unfortunate that Iran can come in India and throw bombs. There is no shame on the faces of our politicians about the ridiculous security we have. We know this is not a funny thing but this is what our security agencies behave. The blast was on the doorsteps of India and at least can we expect some kind of strong movement?
