Published On:Saturday, 20 August 2011
Posted by Diggy Chacha
Congress Party’s employment guarantee scheme and list of beneficiaries
Recently, DCFC saw an advertisement with few
esteemed personalities in the society. It was Congress Party's advertisement.
Advertisement = Please Join Congress Party
Congress Party is famous for its motherly nature and love towards its
main activists. The party never retires or dismisses its activists and always
keeps an option open even if non-performance or corruption of that activist.
The party functions like government department; always a job security and money.
Please join as a beneficiary of the working of the most motherly party in the
world.
Contact: Manish Tewari, Abhishek Manu Singhavi and Diggy Chacha
Attached is List of beneficiaries till date
Mr. Shivraj Patil:
India's former home minister, famous for changing clothes in spite of a
severe terror attack. He is a perfect role model for many Page-3 celebrities.
He was removed from the post of home minister as people and opposition felt he
was a non-performer. However, Congress party had put him an esteemed post of Governor of Punjab and Administrator of Chandigarh. He is now all set to go for Rajya Sabha elections
to back to his routine work as party feels people must have forgot everything.
Party missed him a lot during his period of struggle.
Sushilkumar Shinde:
Mr. Shinde got a great family aura (no not Auro) as like Rahul Baba
received as he born in Gandhi family and as like great A. Raja received as he
was famous Dalit leader in Tamil Nadu (though he not shifted any scam money to
any of the Dalits) when he was working for great social party DMK (no full form
is not Dr. M. Karunanidhi or Dumb M Karunanidhi).
Mr. Shinde was first Dalit chief minister in 2003 and famous for his
sloth kind of speed. Just one year back before becoming Maharashtra's chief
minister, he contested the election for the post of Vice-President of India
against the National Democratic Alliance's candidate Bhairon Singh Shekhawat
and lost. However, the party true to its words gave him much better
responsibility for money management and allowed him to be chief minister of
India's biggest state. However, he could not act properly to manage money and
then had to remove from the post and according to employment guarantee scheme
he inducted on the position of Governor of Andhra Pradesh. Thereafter, when
people forgot about his non-performance, the party allowed him to join Rajya
Sabha and gave a position of Cabinet Minister for Power, where he does not
recover to be speedy.
Vilasrao Deshmukh:
Ex-Chief minister of Maharashtra during 18 October 1999 – 16 January
2003 and 7 September 2004 – 5 December 2008. He was the most handsome and
lovable personality in the Congress party and therefore nobody in Delhi wants
to send him back to Maharashtra. Famous for accusations in some small scams
like Adarsh Housing and CWG scam, he gave his entire life very gracefully for
the Congress party. However, when he gave a "filmy" visit to Taj
Hotel, Mumbai after the terror attack attracted a lot of controversies.
Therefore, removed from the position and later immediately after 6 months with
full of mercy, the party took him as Minister of Heavy Industries and Public
Enterprises. Party thought people would have forgotten his "filmy
visit".
Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha):
He is the gem of the Congress party. He is most intelligent creature of
the universe. The party believes he is more intelligent than "Jadoo"
and also believes that he must reincarnation of Jadoo. He served to party as a
chief minister of Madhya Pradesh during 1993-2003. However, due to
non-performance and few paltry scams as per the personal views of people, the
party lost elections to non-secular BJP. Congress party offered him many
esteemed positions but he took a temporary retirement for 10 years and threw himself
in rebuilding Congress (Congress General Secretary's position) and teaching
Rahul Baba (though he humbly denies). Because of his teachings, Rahul Baba also
became the Congress General Secretary and very soon a PM of India.
His sacrifices were more than what Congress actually done to him and
therefore it tolerates all his nonsense talks. Next year, Diggy will throw
himself in the political struggle again and Party is committed to give back his
CM's seat.
Manish Tewari:
Not much to talk about him, no performance till date besides talking on
many topics. These days, he is under training of Diggy Chacha. He has been
given an esteemed position of Congress Spokesperson.
Renuka Chowdhary:
Renuka aunty is recently passed out of the rigorous training course for
becoming Professional Congress Mouthpiece with good numbers. Another wonder of
Congress' employment guarantee scheme. She lost May 2009 elections by a paltry
1.5 lakh votes and was unemployed for few days. However, party inducted her as
spokesperson. She is famous for her quotes that Rahul Baba is not parrot.
Janardan Dwivedi:
Despite a long political career, Mr. Dwivedi has to be elected through
Rajya Sabha due to no public respect. He is famous for the incidence of 6 June
2011, Dwivedi was shoed by Sunil Kumar who claimed himself as a journalist from
Jhunjhunu in Rajasthan state during a press conference in Delhi when he was
criticizing Swami Ramdev and the Bharatiya Janata Party. The incidence was also
famous for Diggy Chacha's few 4-5 kicks to Sunil Kumar after the activity.
However, Diggy Chacha humbly said that it was out of outrage came from many
people threw shoes on great politicians and to reduce worries of current
politicians.
Congress gave him the most respected position of Chairman of the Media
Department and Head Spokesperson of the Congress apart from serving as General
Secretary of the party.
He was among the four member committee that which includes, Rahul Baba,
A.K.Antony and Ahmed Patel to look after the party affairs in Sonia Gandhi's
absence.
Abhishek Manu Singhavi:
One more person who has no respect outside the Congress Party and the
party guaranteed him the employment for life. He is a member of Rajya Sabha and
famous for giving clean chit to Dow Chemicals in spite of Bhopal Gas leak
incidence. The gas leak took lives of more than 8000 people in Bhopal. This guy
now works as a spokesperson and giving advises to Anna Hazare to stop fast
otherwise bear the brunt.
There are many beneficiaries of Congress' motherly policies. But due to
non-boasting policies of Congress Party we don't provide their names.
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