Truth revealed why Anna Hazare opted out of Team Anna and Arvind Kejriwal's political party

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday, 21 September 2012 | Posted in , ,

TOP STORY - SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY, POLITICS
Anna Hazare claims that there is no provision of fast-unto-death in political party made him decide not to opt for that option
Finally, after a long wait social activist and strong reformer Anna Hazare revealed the real reason why he opted out of the JV with Arvind Kejriwal, so-called Team Anna.
"I pursued Arvind to make a provision for fast-unto-death in every month in the new political party. However, he always denied that. Now, it was the test of my patience which I lost and decided to opt out of the team and upcoming political party," said Anna Hazare.
He said "I like to fast. I like to announce fast every month or two. It uses to keep me fit and a bit spiritual too. If the political party's formation would not allow announcing my favorite fast-unto-death funda then what is the sense of involving in such undemocratic party."
Sources said that Arvind Kejriwal was not very much welcoming over the idea of fast-unto-death in the political party. He wanted it to keep simple as like working style of BJP and Congress.
"Yes Arvind wanted to keep it like generally other political parties operate. He thought that there is no need to announce fast if he is not government and can't make law," said close aid of Arvind Kejriwal asking his identity to keep secret.
However, sources from Anna's side said that Arvind Kejriwal was adamant over the concept of fast-unto-death after he tried that one in July for 9 days.
"Nothing to eat for 8-9 days and that too no spiritual enjoyment for him, further he is also thin so no need for application of stricter diet and therefore he straight away told Annaji don't ask to fast again even in this political party," said sources close to Anna Hazare.
However, Arvind Kejriwal denied all these allegations and told India Satire correspondent "Actually, fast is totally a democratic idea while political party based on the concepts of Congress and BJP is a semi-democratic modern way of justifying the real rationale behind any decision over the discussion dais and allowing few mediocre panelists poking the real common guys over the issues unrelated to panelists by taking and flowing out decisions which are going to impact in the non-normal ways to normal people made by abnormal people (sigh...). So our goals are same but we tend to follow some different policies. The reason was not that I am afraid of fast. But sitting fast-unto-death every month is quite abnormal way of expressing democratic ideas."
Congress kept its doors open for both the social activists after the split between Arvind Kejriwal and Anna Hazare.
"We are ready if Arvind Kejriwal come to our party or UPA by joining hands with us and taking his upcoming 20 Member of Parliaments in 2014 elections," said Congress Spokesperson Manish Tewari.
Congress Senior Leader Digvijay Singh however, said that the party was willing to invite Anna Hazare.
He said "We are unconditionally inviting Annaji to our party. We are also very much democratic and will allow him to seat on fast-unto-death whenever he wants."

Never mind, joining IPL team - Mahesh Bhupathi's interview with India Satire

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 20 September 2012 | Posted in ,


OPINION - SPORTS
(Mahesh Bhupathi wrote a column on India Satire after AITA kicked him out of India Tennis for next two years.)
Writing on India Satire is writing from my heart. Whatever AITA had done with me whether it offered to play with bunch of idio*s such as Leander and Sania or I chose to play with Rohan Bopanna who never could pull up the tennis racket in his life, was totally my decision and I never allow anybody to tell me with whom I should play. By the way, it is true I have never seen Rohan lifted his racket over 90 degree angle. I know he can't take so much of weight. However, Leander can take weight of any kind of racket but he likes to pull the balls of others in his hands and not racket.
Forget my weird sense of humor, right now I am in a sad feeling as I have to show I am in sad feeling. Still I feel it really hearts when somebody kicks on your ass when your balls are in your pants unprotected and vulnerable. While the case is similar with me. First Sania kicked me out just to Shoaib who never picked a Tennis ball in his life, just she thought I was less fairer. Leander was also thrown out of her life because of his colour, not skin colour but the weird colours of his clothes. Now it hurts when AITA just banned me for 2 years and still I am not getting support that cartoonist Aseem Trivedi received.
So it is always a question what would I do post ban? Many suggested me for checking with District Magistrate, High Court and then Supreme Court. However, I am not that dumbass to make such move. Who would like to keep the judgement on hold for next 20 years. And if the court is going to remove my ban after 20 years, I wouldn't have capabilities to play even with my grand child. By the way, Lara is getting fat these days still I have to lie her that she is still beautiful and slim, slimmer than Priyanka Chopra.
Ok so question remains, what would I do post ban. Actually, I have a detailed discussion with Rohan Bopanna who is still incapable to lift the Tennis racket will join me in IPL auction. Actually, this was my plan just before Olympics to join IPL but no team showed any interest in me, despite my great shot making capabilities. I have an independent study with me which shows that my Tennis shots are 99% similar to any kind of cricketing shots, which includes huge resemblance with Sachin Tendulkar's square drive, straight drive and cover drive. I can also cut, pool and hook the tennis ball. So I thought of joining Cricket through IPL but couldn't enter. However, recently I came to know that Deccan Chargers is going to get shut down and therefore plans to actually send my resume for the next auction of the new team. Finally, I know I am the greatest hooker in this world and can really join an IPL team. Therefore, my great fans don't worry but I am there in front of you in IPL.

Buzzing Stocks: Suzlon Energy

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BUZZING STOCKS
Suzlon Energy dropped after precious client filed a case against company
Suzlon Energy: BSE: 532667 | NSE: SUZLON | BSE Sep 20, 16.51 -0.64 (-3.73%)
Shares of Suzlon Energy, a leading wind turbine maker of India dropped sharply after one of its precious customers filed a case against the company for not getting cool wind out of the wind turbine fans. Client said "In spite of so much hot climate in Gujarat, Suzlon's fans are not cooling us and rather are sending hot air."

Mulayam Singh Yadav said he actually believes in economic freedom but don't know what that is actually meant

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NEWS IN BRIEF - POLITICS
Lucknow: Uttar Pradesh
Issue is he agrees to everything but not Congress despite the file sitting in Congress HQs
Just ahead of his final decision on supporting or opposing UPA government, Samajwadi Party Head, Mulayam Singh Yadav confirmed that he actually believes in adequate economic freedom that converts into adequate perfect competition leading great industrial revolution and thereby opening of job opportunities resulting in economic prosperity and furthermore economically developed nationalised way of getting into great boundaries of world economic super powers. However, he doesn't know what exactly that is.
"I am actually in favour of that thing which UPA government is planning to introduce in India. I know that thing will create more and more jobs and will boost demand for something will increase. But actually I don't know what is that and as a Samajwadi Party President, I have to oppose it," said Mulayam Singh in his nostrils.
He said "I know that by allowing firangi companies to invest in India will surely reduce something called fiscal deficit and thereby something called inflation, inflation must be something related to mehengai, Akhilesh told me about that. After inflation comes down, Subba Rao will reduce interest rates and thereby many companies will invest in India and that will create jobs somehow, that I don't know. But still I believe it just brought by Congress Party I have to oppose it."
According to sources, Mulayam was confused whether to support or not. He made many calls to his secretary asking him whether any file is opened or not so that he can surely take an independent call, a totally unbiased one.
"He is true leader. He understands all the economic nitty grittys but he doesn't know them what they exactly are. Finally, he also understands that there are few files are lying here and there which are actually Mayawati also searching, are more important than FDI in retail," said the source.

A Bihar shop keeper found asking why he was protesting against FDI in retail

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday, 19 September 2012 | Posted in , , ,


NEWS IN BRIEF - POLITICS
Patna - Bihar
Nitish Kumar said this was the move of national integrity by supporting shopkeepers of other states
A Patna shop keeper, Raghu Yadav found asking his mate why they were protesting against FDI in retail and what FDI in retail was actually meant for him.
"Arey hamkaa kuch samajh naahi aat hai, hum kaahe eehaa khade hot ke chillawat hai," asked Raghu Yadav to his friend shop owner called Ramkisan Sinha.
He asked "Ee FDI waa kaa hot hai. Aur ee BJP ke gudbag log kaahe apan ko leke hiyaa aaye huye hai."
Ramkisan said "Hum kaa bhi kaahe samajhat naahiye. Hum to apane dukaan me jaane ke liye ready waa huye hot rahe tab apan kaa wo Rames aake bolat rahe ki chaurahe me jaake chillana hot rahe hai."
Social Insecurity Expert Pramod Prakash Sinha gave his opinion on the overall conversation.
He said "I think Bihar Government told earlier that it will not allow FDI in retail in Bihar so whatever protests if they are against FDI would be stupid."
However, Nitish Kumar, Bihar's chief minister said "While Bihar Government is already against FDI in retail and no foreign company will set up its shop, what these people are showing national integrity, fighting for shop keepers of other states such as Maharashtra, Delhi and Rajasthan by shutting down their own shops. This is called Bihari power."

Mamata Banerjee to join Bengal CM's office after she left UPA

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NEWS IN BRIEF - POLITICS
Mamata didi will try to concentrate on work to forget her passionate love
Post break up with UPA government, Mamata Banerjee said that she would now focus on West Bengal's Chief Minister's job and try to bring some reforms for people of West Bengal. This way she will manage to forget the parting pain with somebody who is loved one.
"I can forgive maoist but I can't forgive UPA people," said Mamata didi in an exclusive interview with India Satire correspondent.
She said "First they put that Pranab on President's job and now they are doing what some idiotic thing. What the thing was ... okay whatever it was they are doing that stupid thing. Therefore I backed out."
According to sources of UPA government they felt Mamata Banerjee actually was wifey while UPA ministers acted like poor and harassed husbands.
"She was quite bitter and likes to dominate," said one minister from UPA Government, requesting anonymity.
He said "Now, she doesn't know the full form of FDI but still she just wanted to back out therefore backed out."
However, Mamata denied all the allegations and said she knew the meaning of FDI and it was Foreign Direct Investment.
While talking on her future plans, she said "It is always difficult to forget the love and if love is maoist then it hurts. I am also hurt by my beloved UPA government. Earlier it used to serve me whatever I demanded. But this time it refused to act as I told her. Now who would like to let leave such wonderful and caring maid. However, finally with heavy heart I had to decide that it was better to be different rather than tomorrow I become its servant. I am now thinking of concentrating on my job of CM. I will increase my working hours from 1 hour to 3 hours."



Buzzing Stocks: Shree Renuka Sugars

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 17 September 2012 | Posted in ,


BUZZING STOCKS
Shree Renuka Sugars rose sharply along with other sugar stocks after sources revealed that Cipla found a drug which would cure diabetes once and for all
Shree Renuka Sugars: BSE: 532670 | NSE: RENUKA | BSE Sep 18, 35.00 1.65 (+4.95%)
Shree Renuka Sugars rose sharply along with other sugar stocks after media sources revealed that pharma major Cipla invented a drug that would cure diabetes once and for all. Sources said that the drug will take sugar demand to new highs. However, development led to a sharp fall in Cipla's stocks which declined by over 0.6% in the trading session.

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