A study revealed that Rahul Gandhi never said a word on Economy or Economic recession or slowdown during his political career

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 3 July 2012 | Posted in

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Congress Party leaders said that it's his optimism over Economy while opposition leaders said its his illiteracy
A new study revealed that Rahul Gandhi, crown prince of India never uttered a word over Economy, Economic Recession and Economic Slowdown during his entire political career.
The study conducted by Political Research Institute (PRI) said that Rahul Gandhi never said a word that mentions directly or indirectly about economy or health of the economy, despite being the buddy is M. Phil in Development Economics from Trinity College at Cambridge University.
Results of study stirred the entire political environment of the country. While Congress leaders tried to make damage control, opposition leaders pushed for ridiculous demands of direct contest with Rahul Gandhi over economic knowledge.
"It's Rahul Baba's optimism that Indian economy is in a good shape under the UPA government and he just wanted to focus on the youth Congress so he didn't talk about the economy," said Digvijay Singh, General Spokesperson of Congress Party.
He said "While India's old age ministers are capable of handling the economy, Rahul Gandhi was focusing on building strong youth to become old aged and enter in the politics. What is the reason he should talk on each-n-every petty issue? And if he doesn't talk about economic recession that means he is still optimistic on the economy."
Kapil Sibal, another Congress leader mentioned about the law of General Perception of Silence.
He said "Under this law, a person keep his mouth shut if he is dumbass or he is highly intellect. While there is nothing that proves Rahul Baba is dumbass, his M. Phil accolades says that he is highly intellect. His silence also proves my theory that there is zero loss if you keep your mouth shut on ordinary issues."
However, opposition leaders didn't agree to buy Digvijay and Kapil Sibal's points.
"It is not his optimism but his illiteracy which keeps his mouth shut. I would recommend Rahul Gandhi joining the classes of Nitin Gadkari or if not then challenge him to demonstrate the knowledge on economy," said Shahnawaz Hussain, a senior leader of BJP.

BMC to open mid-way air route for the travelling of Salman Khan and family

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 2 July 2012 | Posted in

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Move to allow Salman Khan and family to access freedom to drive
Its neither air nor earth, Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation (BMC) announced a mid-way air route specially designed for Salman Khan and his family. The announcement came after an old lady crushed by Arbaaz Khan's car.
"It's a special privillege we are granting for a more adventurous family in Mumbai, so that few notorious road side travellers and dwellers will stay cool," said BMC Commissioner Sitaram Kunte.
After using high air route for Airoplane and low air routes for Mono and Metro Rails, vacant mid air route will be opened for Salman Khan and family for accessing the freedom of driving.
He said "Either we live safely or Salman Khan family drives safely. Both things can't happen together. Therefore we also granted them special concession in fuel if they carry their vehicles on both the hands and just walk through. Our special team has investigated that all the Khans have more muscle power and strength than any Mercedese or even Rolls Royce has."
Sources said that Salman Khan will file a suit against all Mumbai roadside travellers and dwellers as the road blocks for freedom of driving and they should ask to sleep or travel on the Railway platforms. The complaint considered them as notorious and nasty people creating traffic issues on footpaths.
"We don't comment on speculations. But we believe in freedom, freedom of speech, freedom of twist and freedom of drive," said Sohail Khan, bodyguard of Salman Khan.

BJP changes its name to BSyP

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Decision came before handing over the charge of Karnataka's chief minister to Jagdish Shettar

(BJP changed its name to BSyP (BS Yeddyurappa Party) from earlier BJP (Bharatiya Janata Party) before BS Yeddyurappa asked the party high command to do so.
"It is better to learn from past mistakes. We chose not to listen to this old man (BS Yeddyurappa) earlier, but now we have to induct Jagdish Shettar as the Chief Minister of Karnataka. Now it is better that we should change the name of our party before this guy asks us to do that," said erstwhile BJP and now BSyP President Nitin Gadkari.)

Government to transfer all the pending cases to BCCI for quick results

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Anna Hazare demanded N Srinivasan as a new Jan Lokpal for India
According to sources, Indian Government plans to transfer all the age-old pending legal battles to BCCI for quicker and justifiable results, after Cricket's body banned five players in a time of 2 months.
"Its hell that our old judiciaryji is so slow and lazy that all the pending cases are taken time of 20-30 years at least. Therefore, I suggested Soniaji to transfer all the legal battles to BCCIji for quicker results," said Rajiv Shukla, Minister of State Parliamentary Affairs.
Sources said that Rajiv Shukla is doing an intense lobbying, as he wants to show something that he had done for the country in upcoming elections.
"Nobody in India gives such a faster results. It is great that we have body like BCCI which just gave justice in 2 months of time," said a source.
In a new development, Team Anna has asked government to recruit BCCI President as Jan Lokpal, starting from N Srinivasan.
"Guys, we have slow judiciary and there is no guarantee that Government's Lokpal will give justice in a time of 20 odd years at least. Therefore we decided to waive all the other demands for Lokpal and ask government to recruit N Srinivasan for better and faster results," said Team Anna member Arvind Kejriwal.

Signing an autograph by Bollywood celebrity will be charged under Service Tax

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Government confirmed that signing autograph, shaking hands and clicking photos with fans would be charged as Service Tax
Government made clarity over the statement of service tax collections from the Bollywood actors and said that besides performing in serials and movies, actors would have to pay service tax on signing an autograph, shaking hands and clicking photographs with fan will be under service tax.
"Besides all other activities by an artist in other art forms such as western music or dance, modern theatres, performance of actors in films or television serials, activities involved with fans would be taxable. That includes signing an autograph, shaking hands with fan and clicking photograph with any body not including non fan," the government paper said.
The release made it clear that the tax would be charged at source and it would be an absolute amount rather than on percentage basis.
An official of tax authority said "Based on the reputation of the actor the tax will be ranging between Rs 1.2 to Rs 35 per activity. If its actor like Uday Chopra, he will have to pay Rs 1.2 per autograph or photograph while if its Amitabh Bachchan he will have to pay Rs 35. Few like Dolly Bindra who never gets a fan will be exempt from tax."
Bollywood and television industry expressed its displeasure on government's move.
"WTF, its insult to us for asking such a useless payment," said Shahrukh Khan, top bollywood actor "Who will decide who is more or less valuable."
Government said that the tax would have double effect, first it would curb actors and actresses to create artificial fan base to show his or her strength and second will add the revenue to government's kitty.
"In a way, it would reduce useless activities from the fans," said government official. However, he kept mum on Rajesh Khanna's forever fan base.
In a recent development, the government is planning to charge service tax on the twits to per follower that made by actors.

Sonia Gandhi offered Esha Deol Rajya Sabha seat for immense contribution to Bollywood

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Formal announcement would be after Esha Deol meets Soniaji with her husband
After inviting Esha Deol and Bharat Takhtani, Congress President Sonia Gandhi decided to offer Esha Deol a Rajya Sabha's MP seat. While formal announcement would be made after the meeting, few Congress MPs already accepted the development.
"UPA Government plans to offer Eshaji Rajya Sabha's MP seat for her immense contribution to Bollywood. She has made her presence felt from the great blockbuster movies like 'Koi Mere Dil Se Poochhe', 'Chai Garam', 'Ghost Ghost Na Raha' and 'Kaanch - The Broken Glass'. While before more heart breaks she finally decided to take early retirement," said Rajiv Shukla, chief of IPL, an Indian journalist and the Minister of State for Parliamentary Affairs.
Formal announcement will be made after Sonia Gandhi meets Esha with her husband Bharat when they will take blessings from India's most powerful woman.
Esha Deol's mother Hema Malini said "We are very happy for UPA Government's announcement. This is best gift for Esha and I hope that at least now Indian public will accept Esha in a new role."

Sonia Gandhi revealed that she didn't want to be her own remote control therefore pushed Manmohan for PM's post

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday, 1 July 2012 | Posted in

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Calming Congress Protesters who challenged Soniaji to tell the truth why she avoided becoming India's PM when chance was on her doorsteps


(Heated controversy after former President of India Mr. Kalam told in his book that he was ready to allow Sonia to become India's Prime Minister is now calmed. After lakhs of Congress Party protesters which were angry over Madamji for throwing India's most precious place got their answer from Sonia Gandhi herself.
"Boss I can understand your protests for not making Soniaji as India's prime minister, but Soniaji didn't want to become remote control of Sonia Gandhi and therefore decided to make this wonderful sacrifice and allow Manmohanji to take that place," said Congress President Sonia Gandhi.)

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