Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 5 January 2012 |
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Kumar Gaurav says he has the only right to use Rajendra Kumar's single-expression
Rajendra Kumar's family, which includes his son great Actor Kumar Gaurav issued a legal notice to John Abraham asking why he has copied Rajendra Kumar's style of acting. The single-expression John Abraham was quite amazed to see the notice early in the morning.
In a press conference, Kumar Gaurav said "While watching John Abraham's 2-3 movies, my mother asked me why she was feeling that this guy was acting just like my Papa." Son of the Jubilee Star said "While watching closely, I felt John copied my Papa's expression ditto which raised blood circulation in my body. I only have a right to use Papa's all the facial expression while John doesn't have."
Rajendra Kumar's co-star and another Jubilee Star Manoj Kumar said "These days it has become a fashion to copy our expressions in today's films. While Shahrukh copied my every expression in 'Om Shaanti Om' because of that nerdy Farah Khan, I am not really surprised that Kumar Gaurav felt sad for copying his father's expressions by John." He added "We invented the single-expression acting in the industry, still we could not get recognised and these useless fellows straight away copy us."
When Digvijay Singh Fan Club (DCFC) reporter asked Manoj Kumar why did they use only one expression on their face while acting, Manoj Kumar recalled his old days and said "It was different era that time, we always felt that there is no need for overexerscion as Raj, Dilip and Dev Saab do still we can make big hits and we proved our point. We also felt that the coming young generation should not suffer from the requirement of acting and still they can manage to make their mark by giving only one expression through out the movie or by over-acting like us."
DCFC reporter contacted John, he said "It was shocking to see Kumar's legal notice. How can he copyright facial expression? And there is no need to ask me whether I can use his Papa's expression or not. I was very comfortable using that expression and it is easy to. You can show your anger, sadness and calmness, in a single expression. I used same expression in Dostana, Force and Desi Boyz and still they are hit. Why should I sacrifice my strength?"
DCFC reporter tried to contact ex-Bollywood star Anil Kapoor who was underground after the release of Mission Impossible. After a lot of efforts we could get his appointment. He said "These days I don't talk about the Bollywood movies and actors. But one thing is clear about John, in my 3 minutes of lengthy role in Mission Impossible role I gave 30 times more facial expressions than John usually gives in 3 hour movie."
Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday, 4 January 2012 |
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Abhishek Bachchan, who was in Indore recently, spoke about how he feels that there's scope for him to improve and evolve as an actor. DCFC research felt that the interview had broken links and it was not complete. Therefore, DCFC reporter spoke with the security guard, PK Bansal of TOI and got the unedited version of the interview. We for our readers would like to publish that unedited version which shows that even Junior Bachchan thinks himself as an ordinary man like his Papa and is very humble to accept that. Please see edited version of the interview.
Interviewer: Have you ever been to Indore before?
AB Baby: I used to come to Bhopal to visit my grandmother, and Indore was one of the places where our flight used to land. My cousins were studying at Daly College in the city, so we used to come to Indore to meet them. I think the city is developing at a rapid rate.
But I didn't ask you about your cousins and your view about this city?
Oh really! I am sorry.
You just became a dad and you're already out and about for film promotions, is it hard to leave your family behind due to work commitments?
Yes, it is definitely something which cannot be explained. Fortunately, I don't have much work these days besides keeping Beti B and house clean. But sometimes these occasional incidences of acting related work affect my attention to the family and make me really disturbed. Now see I got immense publicity out of changing nappies of beti B which I couldn't get from my movies. I tried to convince Abbas Mustan that I should be at home, as Aish always seat on my head to take responsibility of Bitiya.Gosh! people who might have faced similar situations in any other profession would definitely understand the emotions that we go through.
So have you finally decided on a name for your little girl?
I will let you know once we finalise it. Actually, Aish is little bit of confused about the name. She suggested AA first to Papa and me and we thought that was good !dea but now as DCFC reported story that AAA would be fine and recession proof, she started thinking again and therefore the name is got delayed. Few people are also asking us to add first word of Aish's and my mummy's name. Let's see. We call her Bitiya as of now. Now stop questioning about Bitiya, a lot of things have already been disclosed by me and Papa and Aish just takeme to ride because of that. So now I will talk about my long movie journey. It's been a long journey for you as an actor, and with a career that spans across almost 40 to 50 films.
What according to you is the hardest part of being an actor?
I hardly act but still I feel I am better than Retired Hurt Uday Chopra and John Abraham. Sometimes Papa tells me that he raised the bar of acting so high that I had to born in 1960s and should had compete with Rajendra Uncle (Famous actor Rajendra Kumar), as my expressions are better than him. I would have been a superstar that time. Still I would tell you what I feel that one of the hardest things in acting is the way you need to switch your emotions, I experimented that !dea in Maniratnam's Raavan which was quite appreciated by critics.See I give you an example, I invented different kind of smile in Raavan (please see the photo given above) and showed it to Maniratnam who gladly accepted it and told me that 'what an !dea Sirjee!'. I tell you if I give you a role where you need to smile and laugh, then you need to think of some of the happy moments of your life and then cast yourself into the mould of that character. That what I did in Raavan, I thought about my acting in movie Refugee and felt funny. However, if suddenly, the next shot is about serious stuff, where you require tears flowing from your eyes, you might have to remind yourself of some sad phase, or imagine yourself in that phase. This emotional jugglery which we face is perhaps the hardest thing to do. This time I recalled the event when Uday said that he was the better actor than me while we were filming for Dhoom, I immediately got emotional.
And there have been a lot of reports that you're quite the prankster on the sets...
Ha ha ha!... No no who told you! I am just an ordinary man like Papa and I don't do funny things like that. See, movie-making is serious business and seriously I don't get proper roles to do that. The director and the crew are already under a lot of pressure to give their best to the audience and therefore even if I make a bit of fun of them they totally ignore me. Therefore the best part, for me as an actor, is to try act well in the movies and make a jolly atmosphere with the co-stars on the sets. However, unfortunately those efforts failed drastically. Cracking jokes is a different thing which gives you some attention and that realized me later but I have never ever played a prank since last few days due toinattentive and serious public.
So how do you rate your movies and your performances?
Honestly speaking, I don't like my films, except Raavan which was perfect in every sense. When I watch them, I see a lot of scope for improvement in the areas of direction, script writing, songs, acting of my co-stars, editing, etc., so if I were to see any of my films, like "Dhoom", I might say... 'It would have been better if they offered me the roles of Hritik and John' or 'had it been if the film makers have kept away that irritating Uday ' and this is all about evolving.
Have you seen a change in the Indian audience over the years?
Yea there is a lot of change, as I said earlier Papa wanted me to born in 1960s when public digested every kind of bullshit made by actors. Now honestly, I tried many things to impress audience but they are not recognizing my acting skills. Some days back Aish suggested me to try my luck in Hollywood movies but when I missed to see Anil Uncle's act in Mission Impossible though I saw entire movie my perception changed and now I am thinking about trying my luck in Caribbean or African movies, even Sri Lanka is hot today, it is just like Bollywood was in 1960s.
Talking about Indian audience, I believe that the Indian audience is much more poetic in nature, as Papa used to tell me; they want to see something which they themselves do not have. It might be that they want to imagine themselves in that state. Most of the people are still from predominantly poor backgrounds, and they see the disparity between the rich and the poor, and the public loves the hero who can fight the rich. That was what throughout his life Papa did and that what I wanted to do but couldn't succeed in getting that kind of roles.
Are you also in the race to develop six-pack abs like your other male Bollywood counterparts?
(Laughs) Just because I don't show six-pack abs doesn't mean that I don't have them. (Editor of TOI hurriedly to another correspondent: Go and write another story, 'Abhishek has six-pack abs'). I cannot play Gurukant Desai with six-pack abs, and the tough cop who does not take any nonsense in "Dhoom" or "Dum Maaro Dum" cannot be someone who loves taking his shirt off and show his six-pack-abs.
I need a concrete reason to take my shirt off on screen and when I see a point in doing so, I will definitely be showing them in movies in which the actor needs to be half nude throughout film or in the movies where producer has become half nude because of taking me into his fimls (ha ha ha, just a joke). Ok Jokes apart, I would like to show my six-pack abs in movies like Aamir did in "Ghajini".
What do you think makes a film work?
It's the best joke of my life. How would I know? If I would have known it, I would have implemented that in my films. Still I try to give you examples of other films, one need to know what sort of people you need to cater to. Lets talk about "Delhi Belly". Aamir marketed the movie saying that, 'It is meant just for youngsters, those who have a problem can sit at home'.
Just then Junior Bachchan's phone rang "Oh Aish! Don't worry I will leave in sometime this TOI reporter is boring me… don't worry I will change the nappy when I will return home. Ok bye.."
Pointing out on the rising inhumane trend among husbands for getting rid of their hair loss problem by divorcing their wives, a new study by the Case Western Reserve School of Medicine found women who had lost a partner through divorce or death were far more likely to have thinning hair than women who were happily married or single.
"Women can be happily married but not men," said a California based IT expert James Hangman contradicting to the traditional view which reverses above theorm. He said "This is an either or situation. Either a husband can be happy by living single or wife can be happy by staying married."
Dr Bahman Guyuron, chairman of the department of plastic surgery at Case Western Reserve School of Medicine, has attributed it to high levels of stress.
"Most likely, stress is the aspect of a troubling divorce that appears to lead to hair loss among women," The Daily Mail quoted him as telling HealthDay News.
The conclusions were reached after studying 84 female identical twins, who completed lifestyle questionnaires, had hormone blood level testing and extensive photo analysis of their hair.
However, few experts were against the study's findings and claimed that the study is biased and displays only one side of the coin.
Jacky Fernandes, a road side singer said "I am astonished by the findings of the study. They are totally biased and don't consider feelings of the male community." He said that the study doesn't talk about the hair loss problem for a husband caused by tremendous stress and headache created by his wife during the period of marriage and sudden improvement of the health of his hair post divorce.
Newyork based, Shiong Hong writer of Facebook page 'Hate for Case Western Reserve School of Medicine for findings against fundamental benefits from divorce' said "Within 24 hours of introducing this page, it got 2.43mn likes and all of them are poor husbands. Even Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg called me personally, asking whether man loses his hair post marriage so that he would also try to preserve his remaining hair." Hong said "All the members plan to protest for the rights of the male community by telling the research organisation to study hair loss problem of man during marriage period."
"Yea, that was true. I was a victim of the same problem when I was in relationship with
Bipasha. While I lost my hair she gained a masculine body to show herself as a real male," John Abraham, bollywood's great actor confessed. "Now after break up, I started using Mahabhringaraj Oil which helped me gain some bit of hair. But the shock from that relationship was so horrible that still today when I think about Bipasha my hair stands up straight looking in the eyes of sun," he said.
"One thing I want to make clear that losing hair is something funny," a funny commentator, bollywood expert Mahesh Bhatt said. He said "I always felt challenging to maintain hair while still be in a relationship. I was in relationship with my wife, Parveen Babi and Soni Razdan but I always felt I was losing them. Even recently I met Sunny Leone and when I saw her my remaining hairs stood up sharply. It is the best way to become bald and save barber's money. For at least 20 years I haven't visited any barber."
However, President of Association of Women Liberalisation from Hair Loss, Dr. Jackeline Fernandes said "Male community is totally wrong while blaming woman for their hair loss and we stand up with all the women. We ask them to destroy all the weapons launched by their husbands to divorce them."
When DCFC reporter asked famous cricketer and funny commentator Navjyot Siddhu, he said "Oye badshao! When you try to touch the flame, it will not just fire your fingers but also fires hair on your fingers. Woman is a real fire and it fires your hair not just on your head but also on your body." While asked do any hair remain on his head, he took a political stand and said "No comments."
However, exception to this story, hairy Anil Kapoor could not be reached for the comments when DCFC tried to know his successful journey of retaining his hair. His Secretary said that Anil is in a mental trauma as Mission Impossible director cut his role in the movie from 6.5 minutes to 3 minutes.
Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday, 3 January 2012 |
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Lemon lobby slapped Diggy Chacha for irresponsible and racist statements
Lemon lobby reacted strongly to Diggy Chacha's statement that stated 'BJP wants to dump Yeddyurappa after squeezinghim like a lemon'. The lobby slapped a legal notice to the most intelligent creature in the universe, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) for comparing them to strange species on the earth.
"We fully trust in the law and therefore believe that we shall get justice. Calling us Yeddy Appa is a big insult for us. Diggy's statement was unwarranted, irresponsible and racist, we condemn his statement," said Ms. Juicy Lemon, President of All India Lemon Association (AILA, no it's not any abusive word Mr. Kapil Sibal).
"We believe lemon community is one of the most hardworking and respected communities in the world which not only provide juicy lemon juice but have many medical properties. Therefore, comparing us with a most unused and utterly useless creature on this earth by same most unused and utterly useless creature made us angry," Juicy Lemon continued talking to DCFC reporter in a short interview.
"Right now we have first decided to file a case against Diggy and ask the apology from him and then after as the summer season begins we shall disappear from his food plate so that he will understand our importance and will never compare with an insignificant person," said Juicy Lemon. However, closed associate of Diggy Chacha said "Diggyji don't drink lemon juice or even don't like lemon at all, as lemon has property of cool and calmness, which doesn't match with his basic nature."
An activist in AILA, Mr. Green Lemon had different opinion. He represents the hard liners in the lemon community. He said "I am not in favor of court case which takes a long time to come to any resolution. I feel that lemon community is intelligent enough to sort this case out of court. I recommend that we shall color ourselves black and red and will cut into two pieces in front of Diggyji which will make him fearful and will stop talking same non-sense."
Chief Secretary of AILA, Lemony Tom said "Actually, lemon community is more tolerant than human community. Still, it got furious reaction from our community that means the intensity of the statement should be considered. We know that Diggy has the habit to talk rubbish about other human beings but we want to pass the message that we are not human beings which can be squeezed like BJP squeezed Yeddyurappa (Yeddy Appa)."
Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 2 January 2012 |
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Amitabh Bachchan (Big B) and Abhishek Bachchan (Chota B) finally decided on the name for Beti B who came with a great luck for Chota B, please read the story. Therefore, Bachchan duo along with world's most beautiful mummy and granny, Aish aunty (sorry, Sonam Kapoor said like that) and Jaya aunty decided to give Beti B a name which has recession proof. Read story.
"We decided to name our Beti B, which starts with A or AA so that she would be recession proof," said Chota B. He confirmed that he was the only person who felt the severe effects of recession and it took long time to confirm his acting mettle to the world. "Papa B therefore decided to give AA so that she would not face any recessionary problems," said Chota B.
Sources closed to development said something else. "Actually, Ash and Abhishek's names started with A and therefore they want to start Beti B's name with AA and Papa B has earned so much that Chota B does not need to think about recession," a film critic, who didn't want to get identified said. When DCFC reporter asked Aish aunty, she said "This is not true. Though, Papa has earned so much, high inflationary impact and sharp fall in rupee, going forward may reduce our overall wealth. Therefore, we thought the name should contain AA. This was the !dea of Abhi."
However, few finance professionals suggest adopting "AAA" rather than "AA" at the desk of DCFC. "We suggest Big B to consider AAA, which will have more secure environment for Beti B. The AAA will contain all the names, Aish, Abhi and Amitji so that she will have a big shield to combat recession," said Deepak Ahuja, a Chartered Accountant from Delhi said.
DCFC reporter could not get the comments from B family about this new !dea.
Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday, 1 January 2012 |
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It's a big irony on day 1 of the new year, 2012. China worried over the internet security and phishing attacks. "Ha ha ha… China which is a major hub for attacking on the global PCs is now worried about its own security. Isn't it a big joke for the day?" said James Simero, internet expert in the US based Search For News Agency.
The Ministry of Public Security (MPS) of China issued a notification on Friday that China's top search engines are now required to post the links of five state-owned banks at the top of every search page. Though, Chinese officials themselves couldn't believe on their ears when they heard this news, kept their enthusiasm quite.
Wang Hu, a MPS official said "Actually, earlier we used to think that we were the most secure nation in the world. But Meng Jianzhu's (Minister of Public Security) was an eye opener. He told us that many phishing attacks came through US email service providers such as GMAIL, YAHOO MAIL, HOTMAIL, etc. Therefore, we tried to take first step to secure our internet."
Interestingly, search engines also agreed to comply. The top 10 search engine companies operating in China, including Baidu , Bing, Sogou and Yahoo and six others now must post the official website links to Industrial Bank of China, Agricultural Bank of China, Bank of China, China Construction Bank, and Postal Savings Bank of China, along with China UnionPay and CebNet.
The reason behind putting the web addresses was that financial institutions reported phishing attacks, or the siphoning of user passwords, claiming that customers have lost private data since 2010.
Meng Laihua, another official of MPS said that the above implementation would be one way. "We shall make it sure that all the attacks that are coming from international communities such as US, India, Korea and Japan would be stopped. However, currently the idea is one way and we don't guarantee about the foreign banks," he said.
When DCFC reporter asked Meng, how about the stopping phishing attacks from China on the India and the US websites, Meng stared at his security who indicated the reporter to shut his mouth or will have to face a severe damages.
US President Barack Obama protested against the biased approach of China and argued that the red country could have included Citigroup, Bank of America and Morgans. "See, today most of the American and European banks are bleeding. If China would ask these search engines to tag names of US banks, they would manage to cut their ad spending and would get some new customers also. This will help US to reduce its unemployment problem," said Obama.
India is keenly watching the developments. India's Telecom Minister, Kapil Sibal who is also famous for his Zero Loss Theory and Internet Censorship was pleased to see such a development in his neighboring nation. "Stupidity and height of stupidity is our mantra, sometimes I feel. See where China is going. They are progressing faster than us. Every day, new restrictions will make free and pure internet surfing. I don't understand why my critics are against my mantra of internet freedom. Now tell me what Google do in China, what Facebook will do there, they have to listen to Chinese authorities. It is really unfortunate that intelligent scholars like me who invented revolutionary Zero Loss Theory and cheap Tablet PCs, are trashed like this," Kapil Sibal said.
Communist leader Sitaram Yechuri said "We should learn about internet security from our big brother, China. But it hardly matters with Indian government who does not want to improve."
After poor performance against Australia in the first test pushed Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) to request, India's diva and most inspirational woman after Madam Soniaji, Poonam Pandey to motivate Indian cricket team, a source told Diggy Chacha Fan Club (DCFC) reporter. The source also requested DCFC reporter to keep the news confidential on account of sensitivity of the news.
"Poonamji is very inspirational. Whole India watched the improvement in Indian team's performance in the last few matches of the World Cup 2011. The formula was very successful," the source said. "Therefore, ICC chairman personally asked BCCI chairman to consider talking to Poonamji for providing some fire in the team," the source added. He also said that Poonam loves doing social work and after completing world cup assignment she launched a social eyesight improvement website called www.poonampandey.com. Even youtube noticed her motivational videos and out of jealousy for success banned them immediately.
DCFC reporter asked a closed friend of Poonam who told that yesterday BCCI chairman personally met Poonam with urgent tickets to Sydney in his hands. He asked her to please defer all the other matters and visit Indian team as early as possible to give some hot tonic to Indian cricketers which are cold in India. He also told that Poonam also immediately accepted his request and told BCCI president N. Srinivasan that she is always eager to do everything for the country no matter if it is small thing like showing lovable feelings. Her friend told that Poonam immediately packed her few sets of lovable lingerie and flew away from India.
When DCFC reporter tried to contact N. Srinivasan, he was busy in suggesting Indian players how to leave the ball. He also took a special tution for Dravid to tell him how to touch the ball with the bat. When DCFC reporter asked his secretary P K Mishra, he said "Its all rubbish, while Duncan Fletcher is already there why do Board require to outsource his job to somebody else. Fletcher is sufficient enough to motivate Indian team. He also motivates rest of the extras." However, in private Mr. Mishra said "Yes thats true we have sent Poonam but we try to hide this from Auzziez as they can also appoint some inspirational teachers for their cricketers." He added "Poonamji's lectures will include how to better use the cricketing bat and ball and also improving eyesight." Please watch video below.
DCFC reporter asked Kapil Dev for his views on sending Poonam "See, this all is rubbish. What the hell board think about itself. We didn't have these kinds of facilities at the time of 1983 world cup still we won it with our dedication and efforts. Now days, cricketers get so many facilities like inspirational lectures from Poonam Pandey. Why wouldn't they win the game without all these crap and nonsense things?"
Funny commentator Navjyot Sing Siddhu said "Paaji, when hot milk is spread on the covers of cushion, the cushion also becomes hot. Poonamji is such a hot material that makes you laugh and win the game till you don't want to win it. Board paaji, why don't you send me to judge the progress of Poonamji's inspirational lectures."
However, some of girls who are not happy with Poonam's work have different views. Famous Pakistan star Veena Malik said "I can't understand the biased attitude of the Board. Now I am in India forever plus I have different vampirish looks with inspirational touch, which also inspired Asmit Patel could have been used in better manner. Also I have experience of getting the rid of some unwanted things from my impressive frame."
Sunny Leone said "I am studying the development very closely and would like to participate in Poonam like social work. I am very enthued if she would allow me to become her ardent follower."
Old Indian cricketer and famous slapster, Harbhajan Singh said "If this is true, then I will really slap Ashwin so hard that he would not play in Indian team again. I will ask Geeta (Basra) to confirm this news.
